Weird
Death is a funny thing
Thursday, May 29, 2008
I just read this amazing article about a woman waking up from death. Not only is that an awesome story, but it really could explain this one...
I’m scared, hold me…
Monday, November 06, 2006
Will It Blend?
Friday, November 03, 2006
So next week I’ll be up in Dallas promoting a little book called A Bit Haywire. And, if everything goes as planned, I will have said book ready for purchase. Come by and say hi if you’re in the area. I’ll sign your book, your forehead and for you ladies, I’ll sign your ches...TER CHEETAH PLUSH! ... OK sorry, the wife walked by. Anyway, come on out!
What is the meaning of life? What is love? What is the average wingspan of a sparrow? These are some of the most important questions in life. Add to that Will it blend? My vote for best marketing site, hands down bar none.
For when you’re too lazy to go hiking…
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Really, I’d like to see them being chased by a bear...on a Segway.
Buy me a Mac
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Guess what? I’m giving you, YES YOU, a chance to buy me a mac! My PC is pooping out and I’ve grown to not only love the mac at the office, but I’m also far more profecient with it. It’s like drawing with a sharp pencil after trying to do fine work with a jumbo Sharpie all your life. Quite the change. And YOU can help with that change! I’m aiming for an iMac, though I’ll be quite happy with a macMini. I know Scott Kurtz did this a few months ago, and it worked for him, so I figured I’d just rip his idea and try it out for myself. Knowing the size of my readership compared to his, I’ll be lucky to get enough for a Mac Remote.
You can send money via PayPal to wonderdog at wonderdog inc dot com (<-spam free style).
Also, as an added bonus, those of you who do send cash get a FREE EMAIL FROM ME! That’s right, a personalized email to either you or the person of your choice! Guaranteed to be from ME! WOW! AND I’LL EVEN USE CAPS!!
Fun with Google
Friday, October 14, 2005
Here are the top Google searches that brought people to my site:
- devil’s den san antonio
- nudist scott
- big kids that like to wear diapers
- small town designs
- devils den san antonio
- speaking ewok
- decoy clip art
- devils den san antonio tx
- scott genius reviews
So from this we can deduce I am a genius nudist who wears diapers and speaks Ewok in the Devil’s Den in San Antonio. Wow, right on the money.
T Rex
Sunday, August 28, 2005
So one of these pulled in next door. I asked him what it was and all I got was, “a bike”. The man is obviously a genius. Course, he was wrong, it’s a trike! Apparently it’s a T-Rex. It looks really sweet so if anyone out there was trying to figure out what to get me for Christmas...I think I know.
Ignore this
Saturday, June 04, 2005
